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Clinton Speaks Out

Clinton Speaks Out at Last

 

     Talk has it that President Clinton is working on his legacy.  It sounds like he is polishing his car (for me it is all about cars).  If I am not mistaken he already has a legacy.

     I remember President Carter’s legacy.  I think I waited in lines at the gas pumps, bought a car because it was worth more a year after I bought it than when it was new.  I did a lot of crazy things during his legacy building.  Boy I am glad that is over.  Now he just tells me that elections are good or bad.  I am sorry I didn’t read his interview in Playboy in about 1976.  I think I looked at the picture.  Was it Barbie Benton the top Bunny?

            Enough waiting he already has a legacy.  He has given us clearance that oral sex is not sex.  It is something else but what.  Could you give it a name for me President Clinton?  He gave us the ability to self interprets the meaning of words.  I have been waiting for several years for the First Edition Clinton Legacy Dictionary.  I am not aloud to bring cigars into the bedroom anymore and my wife doesn’t ware blue dresses anymore.  She did ware kneepads to refinish our family-room floor.   I used his smile cry method when I went to an important funeral.  I also stopped watching the evening news, will not turn on any road named Clinton and will not watch him on T.V. 

            Thank you President Clinton for your legacy.  Keep up the work (as hard as you can).          

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